🍕 Dungeons and DiGiorno's: House Rules for Heroes (K.I.D.S.) of Greyhawk 🍕

Because adventure is better with pizza and a few custom rules.

Welcome to Dungeons and DiGiorno’s, where crusts are crispy, swords are sharp, and Greyhawk is just a little saucier. Before you slice into the next campaign, here’s what you knead to know about the house rules that keep this table running smoother than a cheese pull on a hot pie.

⚔️ Character Creation & Progression

  • Max HP at First Level: Everyone starts with full health—no one likes dying in the tutorial.

  • Leveling Hit Points: After 1st level, choose either average HP (rounded up) + CON bonus or roll. But roll responsibly.

  • No Multiclassing: Stick with your calling—just like a pizza shouldn't try to be sushi.

  • Spell Components: Only required for spells that list components worth 500 GP or more. No more digging for bat guano mid-dungeon.

🎭 Roleplaying & Alignment

  • Alignment Is a Guideline: You don’t need to be perfect—just try to be the good guys. Heroism is a choice. Make it.

  • Criticals Matter: Roll a natural 20 or 1? Call it out. Something memorable is going to happen, for better or worse.

🧙‍♂️ Clerics & Faith

  • 1st Level Clerics Have No God: That’s right—Clerics begin with a domain, not a deity. Your power is drawn from belief in ideals, not a pantheon. At 2nd level, you may choose your god based on your experiences and alignment.

🧾 Game Mechanics

  • Dice Rolls: No digital dice needed. This is a trust-based pizza fellowship. The DM announces ACs, DCs, and saves—you tell them if you succeed or fail. Easy as pie.

  • Initiative System: At the beginning of the session, each player pre-rolls five initiative rolls. The DM will stack them into the encounter so combat kicks off quickly.

  • Random Encounters – d12 System: During watch, the DM and each watchful player roll a d12. If any player’s number matches the DM’s roll: it’s encounter time.

  • Rule Disputes? Dice-Off: Got a disagreement? Don’t break the immersion. Roll for it, highest wins. Quick. Clean. Crunchy.

These house rules are designed to create a fast, cinematic, and character-driven campaign in the world of Greyhawk. The focus is on immersion, camaraderie, and letting the dice tell the story—not bogging down in technicalities.

So prep your character sheet, heat up that pie, and get ready to deliver heroism by the slice.

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